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Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:40 am
by Chozon1
Could be fun. Internets? No. Real life? Maybe.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:42 am
by Orodrist
Farming?
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:48 am
by Chozon1
I don't think I'm cut out for it. Utmost respect for farmers, and I'd enjoy doing the work. Just don't think I could do it 24/7 without breaking.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:49 am
by Orodrist
Ranching?
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:50 am
by Chozon1
See above post. Though I have Ranching in my blood. My Grandfather grew up on one, and was actually a local small rodeo star.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:55 am
by Orodrist
Getting in fights with random gay chinese guys?
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:56 am
by Chozon1
...
That doesn't stand for a dirty word. Just...have no words.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:05 am
by Orodrist
No kidding. He called me a lesser asian. For recommending he read the teachings of the Tai Kung to work on his defensive posturing.
Actual conversation?
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:08 am
by Chozon1
I'm not entirely sure I understand him.
Not to great at it.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:09 am
by Orodrist
Welcome to the internet.
Is there a reason I talk with girls better than guys?
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:12 am
by Chozon1
I AM TEH INTERNETS.
Because you're a ladies man. I can tell by the way you walk.
Actually, for me it's because I spent more time growing up with my mom and sisters and have no brothers.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:52 am
by Orodrist
Randomly fallign asleep after work, waking up just before eight, thinking you're gonna be late for work...and then realizing it's still the evening?
also:
Kafka wrote:Deeply lost in the night.
Just as one sometimes lowers one’s head to reflect, thus to be utterly lost in the night.
All around people are asleep.
Its just play-acting, an innocent self- deception, that they sleep in houses, in safe beds, under a safe roof, stretched out or curled up on mattresses, in sheets, under blankets; in reality they have flocked together as they had once upon a time and again later in a deserted region, a camp in the open, a countless number of men, an army, a people, under a cold sky on cold earth, collapsed where once they had stood, forehead pressed on the arm, face to the ground, breathing quietly.
And you are watching, are one of the watchmen, you find the next one by brandishing a burning stick from the brushwood pile beside you.
Why are you watching?
Someone must watch, it is said.
Someone must be there.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:14 am
by Chozon1
I hate dozing off. Period. I always wake up disoriented and adrenalized. Yeah. Awesome word.
Cool thing. ^_^ True.
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:17 am
by Orodrist
How did I end up having a sincere, intellectual conversation online?
Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:21 am
by Chozon1
Statistics decree it had to happen sometime.