Christ Centered Gamer

Because you're an old man. *giggle*

Ahem, cheeseburgers: I have them. Want one airmailed?

Yeah...I also work more than you. So nyah.


And, sure. Just be careful of sending it to my house. I live a sketch part of town, and stuff gets stolen.

Probably. But I was up and farting for around 40 hours yesterday, so nyan cat.

Why do mice get everywhere?

Because they are little animals. Duh.

I'ma get my feelings hurt one day. ALL I'M SAYING.

Tool bags?

As in...the insult? I use it a lot.

The actual item? Ehh...

I don't even know how that would be insulting. That's like calling someone a backpack.

How long can a grody banana peel sit on my desk before I am considered slovenly?

If you don't already know, I'll not explain it. Too odd. XD

Probably a few days, I'd say.

If your insult has to be explained, it's not a good insult.

If I told you a grody banana peel has sat on my desk long enough to wither to the point of being jerky, would you be grossed out?

No, it's just that you have to be familiar with slang to get it. XD


A little, yeah.

I am familiar with slang. You'd still have to explain that one unless someone already knew what it meant.

How much would you pay for a pair of Weird Al's underpants?

well evidently not, since you didn't make the connection yet. XD

Here's a hint: Tool can be an insult. Think about it.


Uhh...nothing. Not the biggest fan of him, or used underpants.

Oh no, I got it. Looked it up to double check and still say lame. In fact, this sort of proves it, since you could've called me one and I probably would've taken it as a complement and hugged you. And no one wants that. Not to insult your favorite insult; I'm just in a bad mood today. And week.

So if I were selling, say, a pair of Yngwie Malmsteen's grody boxers, you'd not pay top dollar for them?

Oh, it's not my favorite insult. But you gotta see how this looks on my end. XD

(Favorite insult by the way is calling someone "Ching-wao tsao duh liou mahng!")

Don't translate that, BTW. XD


Nah, Malmsteen's ego would probably suffocate me even from the residue left on his boxers. Especially grody ones.

What the...what the bleep is wrong with you? You give me a phrase in Chinese or some such and then say 'don't translate that'. You may as well shove a button in my face and say 'don't press it'.

It's still a lame insult. No matter if you feel it applies to me in the current situation.

What about Pegasus' underpants?