Christ Centered Gamer

Maybe because you were mildly drunk? XD

Probably XD.

It was kind of funny, my Skyrim character apparently got married sometime during that period.


Should I jack the sound system at my cousin's grad party and blast metal?

Wow. That's like...the most classic thing to do when drunk. Ask Gus. XD

And of course. Is there any other recourse?

Setting the screen they're projecting movies on to on fire, a la Inglourious ********?

Never saw that movie. But I 'spose it could be fun.

I prefer dumping grape jelly out of the air vents.

Eh, I shouldn't. Odds are my few remaining kinda-friends are there, and I should probably avoid alienating any more people, considering my complete lack of people I trust.


Getting suckered into a coworkers wedding party?

Which is also a good idea. Do the grape jelly thing. Though I imagine most of the people in the theater wouldn't get it.

Mmm...same position, really, except it's my sister. I'm hoping and praying I do not get invited to the bachalor party. Plus, I have to wear a tux.

Bachelor party gogogogo


No, it's already been stated everyone will be completely hammered and I'll be forced to dance. Nemo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit...but I don't dance. Ever.


Good time for the good ol' .45?

I'd rather cut my arm severally. Which is actually my plan to get out of it, if no other options are available.

And no; dance. No one will remember it anyway, and you may enjoy a touch of insanity. I too, will have to get footloose and fancy free. Probably in the style of Wolverine.

I've never once danced, nor do I plan to, thank you.

Life gets boring when all you do is work?

Even if offered a fully armed tank? I'd do the hamster dance for that.

I wouldn't know, actually. Hope I never do...I need to work more, but I think God intended for us to have fun too.

Eh...fun doesn't pay $12/hr.


Why?

True. But $12 an hour doesn't pay in fun.

I 'spose it's because of Adam's curse. Work was not, I believe, intended to become the burden it is to the majority of modern Americans. There are people who enjoy their jobs, and have fun at them. Maybe their perspective is different...maybe it's because their job is game reviewing.

What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil?

Nietzsche btw.

Ew. No.