Summon the Baleful Harbinger

[Chozon1]

...That sounds so good. O_o

I'm rather hungry right now.

Hercule Poirot?

[Orodrist]

Great stories those.

[Chozon1]

Agreed.

Where did reality TV come from and how can we send it back?

[Orodrist]

...I'm really, really trying not to make a horrible comment relating to the passage of Milton I just showed you.

[Chozon1]

...XD

In that case...How do we send it back?

[Orodrist]

You laugh...but you don't know even close to the kind of comment I was going to make.

Umm...you can't. Ever. Well...there was one way. You'd need a blade forged in pieces by Sal Glesser, Maciej Szczerbiak, Ken Onion, Bob Lum, Ed Schempp, Chris Reeve, and Ernest Emerson. Unfortunately, the knife world can't seem to find a replacement for the late Mr. Lum.

[Chozon1]

Which is why I laughed. Sometimes...you laugh or run in fear.

So first we'll have to forge a chalice from lanthanil which can restore life, then gather the 7 knife sages, and have them forge a blade (or four) which can then be wielded to defeat ultimate evil.

This sounding as awesome to you as it is to me?

[Orodrist]

What Lanthanil?

But...yeah, pretty much.

Actually didn't realize I chose seven...lucky random stopping I guess XD

[Chozon1]

Best random number choice ever. XD

Lanthanil is the glowing metal from which Zhaligeer, the shining one, is forged. You have to work it with golden tools, but the benefits outweigh the cons.

So...where do we start?

[Orodrist]

We'll need a volcano.

[Chozon1]

Isn't there one near Seattle?

We can totally go to the Star Trek Museum. O_o

I 'spose we could go to Diamondhead...but I'm nowhere near bikini figure.

[Orodrist]

Let's just go to Krakatoa dude. Cheaper.

[Chozon1]

I figured international would be more expensive. But Krakatoa has more history.

Chicken salad sammiches?

[Orodrist]

Sure.

[Chozon1]

Radishes?