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[Chozon1]

Which begs the question, are you the mad-hatter, the mouse, or the rabbit?

[Deepfreeze32]

Probably the mad hatter, though right now I'm as mad as a March hare at my computer...

[Chozon1]

What'd your compy do?

[Deepfreeze32]

My NIC kept having random issues. Like disconnecting me from the internet. And this only happens when I'm at home... Hmm.

Also, I was having a few programming-related issues. Which I seem to have forgotten. XD

[Chozon1]

I'm not sure I understand...what did you forget now?

[Deepfreeze32]

I forgot exactly why I was mad at my computer specifically, though I've been furious with the internet at home since forever.

[Chozon1]

Nice.

The internet is the cause of humanities problems?

[Deepfreeze32]

If not the cause, then most certainly a primary source of fuel...

[Chozon1]

And yet it never burns.

When I say 'Would you like to pick my nose' what's the first thing that comes to mind?

[Deepfreeze32]

I immediately want to ask "What's wrong with you?"

[Chozon1]

But what if my head was a boulder, and I wanted to you carve me a smaller nose? What if my nose had been bitten off, and I wanted your opinion on the plastic surgery?

WHAT IF I HAD NO FINGERS?

[Deepfreeze32]

1) That's carving. Not picking.

2) Got me there. XD

3) That's what robots are for.

[Chozon1]

Orange osage trees?

[Deepfreeze32]

Hmm. They sound colorful.

[Chozon1]

Horse apple trees. Fun, but spiky.

Plant science?