Christ Centered Gamer

Emph...see, it is technically stealing...but you're also putting an actual threat to innocents in jail...

I don't know. Mebbe donate some to the local donut shop, and you're good.

Or buy supplies fopr the next flood?

Only if by 'supplies' you mean an armor suit, a shotgun, and a laser sword.

No, I mean a dozen cases if MREs and water along with medical supplies for the nexdt time the Souris river floods. And a 'Mog to move it with

?

...Still lost.

MRE's yes, but I don't know what a Mog is. XD

A Unimog.

Can I get a pep talk into not abandoning my kittens?

/hands are stiff

Think about all the people who would say "dumb animals" and leave them to risk it on their own, or even kill them. And make the choice to be the better man, to place them over yourself, and care for the kittens until they can care for themselves.

And also, give one a kiss. It'll warm you up and give you those warm fuzzy feelings.

Assuming the mother likes you and doesn't remove your face, that is.

Turns out I can't leave

knees are frozen in place.


Got any handwarmers?

Nice. That's what armpits were created for. Or you can stick your hands in your mouth for awhile.

As long as you didn't help the cat give birth.

It's funny...I actually have some...in my truck. I can't stand to get to them.

Random goth rock songs stuck in your head?

Stomp your feet or something. You do not want to be found frozen to a keyboard with baby kitteh's nibbling your toes.

Annoying after about 12 hours. Otherwise, fun.

I made it to the handwarmers. Half of them went to the cats, evn though they have my heaviest jacket already.

Why didn't I bring my heavy gloves?

I don't know. O_o Why didn't you grab a blanket too?

I was too busy grabbing ammo.

Frozen brain?

It happens. You need a reheatination roll of +5 to fix it.