Christ Centered Gamer

Taught her to pee on people you don't like yet?

No. Not yet. Can't even train her to not gnaw on my hands and face. XD She fetches really well though, sits for food, and potty training is going well.

Need to teach her to catch frisbee's...who doesn't like frisbee, right?

Ever build a remote detonator?

No...I like remotes, and really don't want to get off my rumpus (and mah chair) to change the channel.

That said, in all srsness I had one in the works when I was around 13. Formed of a 9 volt, a wood block and wire from wire ties.

There was a reason it did nawt work. XD

Remote control car + Zippo. All I'm saying.


Pipe smoking?

I see the potential. XD

If I was to take up smoking, that'd be the form I chose. It possesses a certain class that cigarettes and cigars lack. Plus, Gandalf, the hobbits, the Dwarves, Rangers and generally everyone but the elves smoked pipes.

It's also really relaxing. And cheap.

Want a cat?

Have one. About 6 run around the place, actually.

I'll pass. Though you've got a nice opportunity here; cat's are smart, and come equipped with built in knives, ninja stealth and speed. You could turn them into something deadly.

Worked for that creepy cat lady from Aladdin.

...what?

She was some sort of immortal cat person thing. Had flaming cat demons at her beck and call? Lived in a void world?

You never watched Aladdin: The animated series?

No....

The Sandman?

They were in that show too. Freakish looking.

I...dunno. A dude creeping around at night and forcing you to sleep? Sounds nightmarish. XD

Pencil chewing?

I was always afraid of tongue splinters. XD

Would it be wrong to rob a drug dealer and leave him tied up for the cops?