Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Chozon1]

I dunno. To borrow Epson's word, he seems too angsty and gassy for me to like him very much. Then again, it's been awhile since the last time I read about him and his self, and it could've been nothing more than him useing the F-word like every other word.

[Orodrist]

Why is it guys instinctively give important pieces of gear female names?

All my guns, my truck, a few knives....

[Chozon1]

I don't, actually.

But I would hazard a guess that all those things are important to you, and you want to protect them. Much like you would a lady.

[Orodrist]

Except if I had to lose either a gun or a girl....

*cough* Yeeaaaah


How is it a black metal band made one of the most awesome blues songs I've ever heard?

[Chozon1]

Somethings should not be asked. It's like "would you eat your own shoes if you were on a desert island".

I would hazard pay a second guess that it's because most metal is the blues anyway, just with lots of distortion.

[Orodrist]

Also, in relation to my earlier question, is it weird all my guns and truck have really snotty sounding names?

Like my AR was Demi ... until she demanded I take her to a specialist to get some work done...at my expense, and I ditched her for my Belgian friend Veronique. (<_<)

And my truck now bears the name Penelope...after Odysseus' wife.

[Chozon1]

Vaguely odd. Mostly funny. XD

Though I do remember an old cartoon called 'Penelope Pitstop', which is funny in relation to your truck.

[Orodrist]

You ain't helping....


Mass Effect?

[Chozon1]

Didn't know you needed help. As long as you don't name something 'old Betsy' I think you're OK.

I know the effect of mass when it slams into your face in the form of a tennis ball...game wise, meh.

[Orodrist]

I dunno dude, I think you'd like it.


Finding out your bank account has been compromised?

[Chozon1]

Probably. Uncertain how I feel on the sexual stuff in the game.

That said, I'd be rather grumpy; mostly at the fact the thief is unnameable and likely will escape` with your monies, and you can't scream into the distance "CURSE YE *insert name here*!!!!!!!!"

Mostly...annoyed.

[Orodrist]

The sexual content the game is really hard to find unless you try.

Why did I just get chewed out by a pk/day smoker for my pk/week smoking...based on the fact I smoke unfiltered Camels, not filtered ones?

I mean it's a stupid, self-destructive habit that's tantamount to suicide (which is kinda the point...), but still....

idk

[Chozon1]

It's the principle, I 'spose. Plus, there's the whole dance club thing. I has considered it though, as I love me some KotOR.

And I'm rather baffled, to be honest. I'm sure there's logic behind it, but I ain't certain it's the logical kind.

You should switch to eating fried foods and playing videro games 14/7. Less chance of getting lung disease and being bedridden for several years. Plus, chicken.

[Orodrist]

Have I mentioned how jealous I am of your new dog?

[Chozon1]

No; but I'm glad you like her.

Potty training is coming slowly though. Too slowly for my tastes.