Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Orodrist]

Yeah, but I mean headlights like these and taillights to match. Also, watch out buying underglow kits. Legality can be shaky in most states. Here, as long as it's not green, red, or flashing I'm cool.


Why is it every time my boss needs a ride, a really awkward song comes on the CD?

It was Alestorm's Keelhauled. I had to keep myself from laughing.

[Chozon1]

Those are cool, but I still say underglow. Pretty sure here has a similar ordinance but with blue lights added.

Either way. Just cut them off when a cop is nearby. >_>

That...is awesome. XD

[Orodrist]

Motorcycle insurance?

I was pricing bikes, and they're really cheap here compared to in FL. Like, a Kawasaki Ninja 500 for under $2k. And a Ducati Monster 620 for $4k. Both'll be sold by summer, but still....

[Chozon1]

I'm entirely uncertain. I imagine it's cheaper...but then, you're more likely to end up dead'd from a bike. You may still make up for it in repair and fuel though.

It's not rare to see used Harley Sportsters for under 2K here. Chick bike that it may be, it's still freaking awesome.

[Orodrist]

*slaps* You can't call a Sportster a chick bike.

Ever wonder when you became a monster hiding behind shining armor?

Also, why have I listened to this six times in a row?

[Chozon1]

*rubs face* Biker reviews call them weenie bikes all the time. I was persuaded by them...otherwise, I nearly bought one.

I wonder more why the monsters become knights, and the knights fade to shadow.

And I honestly have no idea. XD

[Orodrist]

Cold down there?

[Chozon1]

Emph...pretty much 40-70 on a daily basis. Typically levitating at around 50-60.

So no. Unless you sleep in shorts and have a fan on all night.

[Orodrist]

Why can't I find lighter fluid anywhere?

[Chozon1]

Lighter fluid or butane?

Local Wal-Mart has, as far as a I know, plenty. Though the last time I bought some was around 5 years ago.

My best guess? You're living in Yankeeland. >_>

May check a tobacco store. Or alcohol store. You could always use a good quality tequila.

[Deepfreeze32]

Simon & Garfunkel?

[Chozon1]

Hello darkness, my old friend.

Haven't listened to them much since I was a kid...but I really enjoyed the mellifluous toneage.

[Deepfreeze32]

Look up Storytime by Nightwish on youtube. Thoughts?

It's Nightwish's newest single. And I love it.

[Chozon1]

That's pretty awesome, I won't deny it. O_o

[Orodrist]

These?

Also.