Christ Centered Gamer

I'm afraid we did. I discovered that everyone, and I mean everyone...will die. Unless the end times come first.

Wow. Who smoked something and then told you that?

>_>

Oh, you know, everyone.

Don't believe the emo. That is all.

Cutting your toenails too short?

Painful. But not near as impeding as doing the same with your fingernails.

I just bite my fingernails off...not limber enough to reach my toes. At least my pinky toes.

Pinky toes?

Almost useless.

*holds up scissors*

Um...you want yours?

I said almost, not completely.

Blast.

Where is my soul?

Your soul is mine!

Brownie points if you know what movie that's from.

It sounds familiar, but I eated a choco cake earlier and am uninterested in brownie purnts.

Nitrous for your car?

It's Mortal Kombat.

And, sure. So long as the insurance covers the damages caused by putting unauthorized substances in my vehicle.

As long as you can toe the gas pedal and maintain consciousness, bladder control, and fine maneuvering ability, there *should be no damage to your car.

Have you ever seriously considered souping up your ride?


*Chozco offers no guarantees.

A little bit. It was already souped up a bit when I bought it (Aftermarket air intake, modified exhaust system, and a spoiler), but there's still more that could be done.