Christ Centered Gamer

Go and eat coal.

Actually it was just because they didn't want to waste the bottle of mayo and package of kraft cheese, because they didn't think it would make the trip home. So I ate dem (or most of dem) between a couple of slices of handy bread.

Plus, the people were actually starting to like me, and this so disgusted them that it toned down a bit.

No downside.

How are the weak free?

You don't have a girlfriend?

Hmm...I would say that those without power are not forced to wield it, and under no compulsion to gain more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T8tLpYqXOU


What do you think of this?

Nice. XD One day, I'ma need to get a Zao CD.

It's a beautiful piece of machinary, and seems as though it would be hard to break...I'm just not sure I understand the point of wearing a watch.

Not digging for a phone that's usually dead was my reasoning. Should be here tomorrow.

Audibly hearing someone's jaw drop?

It's the whole "keeping time" thing I don't get.

And...I'm pretty sure you would've just heard mine. XD

Why, cause I spent $200 on a watch? XD What happened when my mom found out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcx42oZMBQE

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Pretty freaking much. XD

That's weirdly awesome. Needs to be in a remade 8-bit game.

ikr?

Telling someone the gdiaf and handing them a lighter more funny in person?

Oh dear...yesyesyes. XD I want to see the look on the persons face.

How many favors do people owe you?

I dunno. Never thought to actually write them down.

Best guess though, is that I owe some poeple, and am equal with others. Don't know that anyone actually owes me anything.

Basically, if I called in every favor at work at the rate of $1 each, I'd be a rich man.

Sit ups on an incline?

XD Win. That is all.

I could do a hundred. >_> If my head was at the top of incline.