Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[GarthVader]

Inflating a balloon with your nose?

The classic coming-of-age ritual in Peru. It was replaced when Yuvark Slouftoiunks broke his diaphragm and lost his voice.

That's very depressing. It was such a fun ritual . . .

Dancing around in circles with a magic bunny on your head?

[Chozon1]

Pellets and long hair do not mix.

Even magic pellets.

[TripExistence]

Reopen previous page. >:(

[GarthVader]

Don't listen to Trip?

[Chozon1]

I felt obligated to post the Holes joke from Psych but I couldn't find it. :/

Where's the furthest you've traveled?

Sorry dude...my childrens need to be fed and I'm quite concerned that they aren't eating. :\ Or pooing.

"Dude. It's like that movie with the holes and Shia LeBoeuf."
"They had holes in Shia Lebouef?!?"
"No, the holes were in the ground...John Voight was walking around all crazy?"
"Anaconda?"
"Wha? No, Sigourney Weaver was--"
"Oh. Alien."
*sqints and shakes head*
"Alien resurrection? Alien II?"
*fades into distance*

Hmm...OKC. Oklahoma City. Loved it. <3

Don't listen to Trip?

The childrens are on my mind.

[GarthVader]

You are such a good mother. Will you survive?

[Chozon1]

Dunno, really. I assume I'll live longer than they, but who knows?

[Orodrist]

I hate digging. Been shoveling every day now.

Blisters?

[GarthVader]

Skyrim?

[Chozon1]

I hate digging. Been shoveling every day now.

Blisters?

I may actually hate you some. Easily hitting the hundreds in the late afternoon, here. XD

You'd think I'd be into jelly sacks in your skin, but they rather disgust me. It's also somewhat annoying not knowing when they'll blow and leak mysterious fluid everywhere. Nasty.

[Chozon1]

Skyrim?

Meh?

I don't have the system, and those games tend to take over my life. Either way, just not that excited.

More excited over the possibility that Bethesda will release Morrowind for free like they did the first two.

[Orodrist]

James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause or Marlon Brando in The Wild One?

[GarthVader]

Skyrim?

Meh?

I don't have the system, and those games tend to take over my life. Either way, just not that excited.

More excited over the possibility that Bethesda will release Morrowind for free like they did the first two.

I don't have the time for them to take over my life, so I'm excited. XD

Ludicrous amounts of gelatin?

[Chozon1]

James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause or Marlon Brando in The Wild One?

Haven't seen either of those, actually. Lack of understanding, whiny teens...not my thing, even if James Dean is pretty much the definition of cool.

I pick Steve McQueen in The Great Escape. Because his rebellion against authority was actually worth it, in that it wasn't just the ambiguous 'man' getting him down, but actually an oppressive government.

[Orodrist]

...you need to see The Wild One.

80's blues?