Christ Centered Gamer

Probably not the smartest idea that you've had. But hey, if it's how you get your kicks...

Heh. It ain't the stupidest idea I've had either. Hoo. XD

Incidentally, I saw a man who had wrapped his head in duct tape to try to rob a store on the TV today.

What makes slime so fun to play with?

I was never the slime type. I mean, I don't mind getting dirty, but I like being able to clean up right afterwards.

Hmm...That's cool. I never really liked getting dirty until I hit my later teens, and realized stuff.

Is eating frozen pizza likened to an addict smoking his window plant?

No, I think eating frozen pizza is just slightly crazier.

I can quit anytime.

Mice?

I would appreciate them for what they are, but they keep trying to steal my precious cheese.

DIE VOLUMINOUS VERMIN

Nice. I just adopted one. XD

The kiss without any shame?

Hasn't existed for me yet. XD

Unless I'm kissing my friends on the cheek. But that doesn't happen very often.

Odd. But I 'spose it shouldn't be. Too much 90's.

What about punching someone in the face as a greeting?

Maybe on the fist, or even the shoulder, but the face? That's just a little too intimate for me, man...

I understand. I was the same way before I visited Bakharistan.

The mysterious stench that no one will ever take credit for, but still fills the elevator ride with phobos and deimos?

Aren't those moons or something?

Yes. Kudos, as not everyone would have known the names of the moons of war.

But it's also ancient Greek for panic and fear.

Shasta cola?

No beuno on the soda, mi amigo.

I don't touch the stuff.

P.S. I knew the Magic School Bus would come in handy someday. <.<