Here is my ask cup: fill it. /TripExistence

[TripExistence]

Probably not the smartest idea that you've had. But hey, if it's how you get your kicks...

[Chozon1]

Heh. It ain't the stupidest idea I've had either. Hoo. XD

Incidentally, I saw a man who had wrapped his head in duct tape to try to rob a store on the TV today.

What makes slime so fun to play with?

[TripExistence]

I was never the slime type. I mean, I don't mind getting dirty, but I like being able to clean up right afterwards.

[Chozon1]

Hmm...That's cool. I never really liked getting dirty until I hit my later teens, and realized stuff.

Is eating frozen pizza likened to an addict smoking his window plant?

[TripExistence]

No, I think eating frozen pizza is just slightly crazier.

[Chozon1]

I can quit anytime.

Mice?

[TripExistence]

I would appreciate them for what they are, but they keep trying to steal my precious cheese.

DIE VOLUMINOUS VERMIN

[Chozon1]

Nice. I just adopted one. XD

The kiss without any shame?

[TripExistence]

Hasn't existed for me yet. XD

Unless I'm kissing my friends on the cheek. But that doesn't happen very often.

[Chozon1]

Odd. But I 'spose it shouldn't be. Too much 90's.

What about punching someone in the face as a greeting?

[TripExistence]

Maybe on the fist, or even the shoulder, but the face? That's just a little too intimate for me, man...

[Chozon1]

I understand. I was the same way before I visited Bakharistan.

The mysterious stench that no one will ever take credit for, but still fills the elevator ride with phobos and deimos?

[TripExistence]

Aren't those moons or something?

[Chozon1]

Yes. Kudos, as not everyone would have known the names of the moons of war.

But it's also ancient Greek for panic and fear.

Shasta cola?

[TripExistence]

No beuno on the soda, mi amigo.

I don't touch the stuff.

P.S. I knew the Magic School Bus would come in handy someday. <.<