Christ Centered Gamer

Banana. And I mean the nasty South American kind, not the pretty harmless kind we have here in the south.

Eesh. Those things are nasty. XD

Printing presses?

I want one. An antique, of course. Then again...that can be said for most things I want. Just don't make 'em like they used to.

Go go Gutenberg.

Is violent revenge a bad sign of instability?

Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

The Punisher. I always liked him. He...punished.

Shattering glass with sound?

Not with my voice.

Your voice + a distorted amp = we can break anything.

As long as it's loud enough.

Unicorn powers?

You mean death by laughter?

Honestly, the unicorn in The Last Battle was epic.

Iknorite?

Is it overkill to punch someone for insulting LOTR?

Underkill.

A rear naked choke is underkill. An omoplata is underkill. A crucifix neck crank is underkill Disembowelment is underkill.

Ew. Bowels.

Finding out definitively the cause of my sensitivities?

Probably not a good idea.

Orodrist wrote:I want one. An antique, of course. Then again...that can be said for most things I want. Just don't make 'em like they used to.

Get a Heidelberg. Those things are indestructible. We have an antique one at work (as well as a modern, computer-controlled one) and while we don't use it for printing anymore, we still use it to make creases and perforations in paper.

Definitely going on the list. Thanks for the tip.