Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Orodrist]

Pyrrhic victories?

[Chozon1]

When you get the whole pizza, but only by eating it so fast you can not only not taste it, but can barely breath afterwards.

Fun times, if you're on the other end. Generally not acceptable if you're the "victor".

In other words, sweet deals if you're Leonidas. Political television if you're Xerses.

[Orodrist]

Paper writing?

[Chozon1]

My handwriting resembles ancient sanskrit combined with hieroglyphics and a monkey having a seizure.

I can't read it half the time.

So for fun and the pouring out of emotions, definitely yes. If I want to read it later, not so much.

[Orodrist]

I...meant writing papers?

[Chozon1]

I was testing you. >_>

Um. Yeah. I enjoy it. Only paper I would consider official was in my senior year though. 20 pages all about video games. History, functions, downfalls, glories, and moral concerns.

I thought it was rather good.

It also had a diagram of a man eating one battery, and a man eating five batteries.

And some numbers written on green paper, if you catch my draft. >_>

[Orodrist]

Yeah. A couple of those usually guarantee an A.

Why is it some people intentionally?

[Chozon1]

Iknorite? Teachers can't resist eating related diagrams.

Sometimes, to annoy. Sometimes, because they think they look good doing it. Sometimes, because they know within their soul that you've been wanting to kick someone in the face recently, and they happily volunteer. >_>

[Orodrist]

What is this mythological thing called peer pressure I hear people discuss?

[Chozon1]

Technically, the need to fit in. Though it can also be considered going against fitting in just so you won't fit in.

Everyone experiences peer pressure, and acts upon it. Some people by giving in (druggies) some people by resisting (successful smart people) and some by laughing in the face of it, then responding violently and going on to do what they want.

[Orodrist]

How can anyone call The Patriot historically accurate?

[Chozon1]

It has Mel Gibson in it. And that pudgy old guy who looks exactly like the other pudgy old guy in Bedlam.

[Orodrist]

Your personal best for video game kills?

[Chozon1]

Somewhere around 300. I and a friend stayed up one night for six hours slaying bots on SSBM.

That may be wrong though. I spent more hours than I can remember bot slaying in Perfect Dark.

[Orodrist]

...you make me feel bad about my 1.4 million in Dynasty Warriors.

What happens when everything is possible?