Christ Centered Gamer

Not for a detective novel. It makes more sense than those sayings normally do, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Castle?

Why is it funny jokes tend to be borderline inappropriate?

Never watched it. Love the designs...Srsly would enjoy living in one.

When will King Arthur return?

Sometime around 2007, I think. He's actually just returning in the spirit of Arthur, with dragon powers and Excalibur.

Sadly...I know people who think that's happening.

Serial killers?

Who say's it won't?

Well...I pulled the dragon thing from a book. But the other stuff.

If meat is murder, I am one.

Clothes made of bacon?

Only if you want guys following you around everywhere.

Same problem with beef jerky underwear.

Some feelings just can't be replicated anywhere else?

Sadly, you are correct sir.

Were you thinking standing on the edge of a cliff or being disgusted by a certain city?

Sitting in my hammock with a good book.

But those too.

The quickest way to change a man's mind is to convince his mother?

Emm...maybe? My mum and I frequently disagree on things. Such as "how much cheese is too much".

Quickest way to change a man's mind is immoral. So you settle for eventually punching him.