Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Chozon1]

Sometimes, they can't help it. I know a guy who planned to be a doctor only to find out that he fainted at the sight of blood.

I think there's also something written into the code of humans by God to respect blood. The whole "The life is in the blood" and passover thing.

[Orodrist]

IDK. I never got it. I'm the guy who calls people over and shows them the surface tension of blood when I get cut.

What is beauty?

/random

[Chozon1]

I just stare creepily at it when I'm bleeding.

Skin deep beauty rules in the eye of the beholder. But moreso young one, a wise beholder see's into the heart of the owner.

/D&d reference.

[Orodrist]

...huh?

Why is it I get essentially crippled right before I go into the mountains?

[Chozon1]

"Beholder". It's a monster in Dungeons and Dragons. XD

Same reason I get either explosive diarrhea, or a huge bloody face growth before eye doctor visits and trips, respectively.

[Orodrist]

Why is it everyone seems to be shocked over Prince Whats-his-face's bachelor party?

[Chozon1]

Who and what did I miss?

[Orodrist]

The dentally-challenged British dude who's marrying that other anorexa-Brit. or whoever.

Tents vs open air?

[Chozon1]

You just described half of America and Britain. XD

Hammock under the sky = first choice. You can always throw a tarp over yourself if you don't want to get wet, but otherwise...not much beats it.

[Orodrist]

Pretty much. So, snipped this from an article on Yahoo:

BOOKS Keep them (with one exception). Yes, e-readers are amazing, and yes, they will probably become a more dominant reading platform over time, but consider this about a book: It has a terrific, high-resolution display. It is pretty durable; you could get it a little wet and all would not be lost. It has tremendous battery life. It is often inexpensive enough that, if you misplaced it, you would not be too upset. You can even borrow them free at sites called libraries.

...is it any wonder people are illiterate?

[Chozon1]

More sad than anything else. My Dad told me about a Sci-Fi story (back when that wasn't derogatory) about where, in the future, there was a mystical man who could make sense of odd squiggles and lines lost in time. Science was amazed, teachers, everyone else. Absolutely stunned that this man could make sense of these "meaningless" lines.

Only it turned out that the man had the ability to read, which was lost in time.

= the future.

[Orodrist]

XD But the same article said desktops were obsolete. So no one believed it.

What is this thing humans call dancing?

[Chozon1]

Hmm...well, one out of two ain't bad.

Some would say the expression and emotion of the heart turned into physical form.

Generally, nowadays, it's simply another outlet for animalistic stuff.

To be clean mouthed.

[Orodrist]

No, no. Bestial impulse is tearing into people's throats. That...menagerie of creatures in reality probably are basing their movement on emotion. Which would prove my point that emotion is useless.

Is light or dark natural?

[Chozon1]

Hmm...I disagree. Violence isn't necessarily tied to animal like behavior. Not only that, but some dancing is wonderful to watch. I'm not a hater unless it's clearly based upon basal desires.

Both are creations from God. But light existed before dark.