Christ Centered Gamer

A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

He replied, "1 second."

The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "A penny."

Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"

And God replied, "Just wait a sec."

Descartes walks into a bar and has a beer. The bartender walks up to him and asks, "would you like another?"

Descartes replies, "I think not," and disappears

Not to nitpick, but "the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints" are one in the same.

Carry on.

To nitpick, there are Mormon fundamentalist sects outside LDS. Like, southern Utah Mormons still practicing polygamy and such. There are Mormon churches who are not LDS.
But yeah, The Church of Latter Day Saints is pretty much The Mormon Church.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because he was too chicken.

ArchAngel wrote:To nitpick, there are Mormon fundamentalist sects outside LDS. Like, southern Utah Mormons still practicing polygamy and such. There are Mormon churches who are not LDS.
But yeah, The Church of Latter Day Saints is pretty much The Mormon Church.

I'm betting his joke wasn't making that distinction

Yeah, I get on my pedantic kicks. It's nothing personal, my therapist just diagnosed me as an a******, that's all.

I could've told you that without the insurance papers and fee. >_>

Haha, you're Mom could have told me without the insurance papers and fee...

Actually, yeah, I probably should apologize to her. I wasn't so nice...

That came out worse than I intended.


GAH, innuendos follow me wherever I go!

ArchAngel wrote:Haha, you're Mom could have told me without the insurance papers and fee...

Actually, yeah, I probably should apologize to her. I wasn't so nice...

I would be offended, but you just handed me your grammar nazi card on a silver platter.

And thus, vengeance is had.

It's like watching a tennis match...

Touché.

I just fumbled the return on that one. Brozon takes the match.

I'm sorry, the only jokes I know are.. pretty bad....
Here's a blonde joke I guess. (I have nothing against blonds, I am in fact a blond, but this is the only joke that is terrible that comes to mind.)

So the blonde young lady was always getting teased by the guys at work. They would gather around the coffee pot and make blonde jokes. So one day, she walks over to them and puts her foot down.
"Alright, guys" she says, standing akimbo, "I'm tired of being the laughing stock of the coffee pot crowd. I'm gonna go home and memorize the capitals of all fifty states of the U.S. Tomorrow when I come in, you can quiz me."
The men all agree, and when the young blonde gets home, she stares at a map of the U.S. for hours, citing the capitals to herself in chant. The nest morning at the coffee pot, she walks up and says: "Ok, guys. I'm ready for your quiz."
One of them asks her. "Alright, what's the capital of Texas?"
She thinks for a while... and thinks...


and thinks...


and thinks...

Then she almost yells: "T! the capital of Texas is 'T'!"