Christ Centered Gamer

Who do you need gone?

Why does the dull end of a hatchet make an awesome massager.

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of cleaning a pair of socks I found buried underneath my hamster bedding pile.

I have no idea. It may be related to the reason that only a knife can really scratch an itch.

I don't try to explain the awesomeness some times; sometimes, you just have to roll with it.

Conduit 2?

Also how is it this guy can turn around and do this?

I really liked the first one. I haven't checked in awhile, but if they put in local multi and keep up the stellar production values from the last one, I'ma totally buy it.

Eventually. Even though the story was pretty much Area 51, revamped.

And...because he's awesome, of course.

Edit: I check'd. It does have local and interwebs multi.

Awesome.

Yep. Might actually make me fire up the Wii again.


Weirdest thing you've ever seen on Youtube?

Weirdest thing I've seen? A kid taking temperatures of places where smart people don't.

Weirdest thing I've actually watched? Some dude setting up a rocket where it would shoot him in the crotch. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. I...have no idea why he did it.

But it got stuck in a hole in his jeans apparently, and exploded in his pants.

How about most disturbing?

Yeah...that guy's whole channel is like that.

The Greater Key of Solomon?

Orodrist wrote:How about most disturbing?

What's a good sci-fi book you'd recommend?

Orodrist wrote:How about most disturbing?

Yeah...that guy's whole channel is like that.

The Greater Key of Solomon?

Why on earth would...I guess I just don't understand that ladies. O_o

Creepish work of a slightly crazy mind, at best. Satanic tactic if I'm taking a stab at realisticality.

ohnolookout wrote:What's a good sci-fi book you'd recommend?

If you'se asking me instead of Oro or Nix, then I'd have to say the Firebird Trilogy. Although I really can't say enough good about a Star Curiously Singing, and it's sequel the Superlative Stream.

At best, it's a weird look into the medieval occult, at worst a waste of paper. I'd buy a copy, but I'm not sure it's worth the risk of an idiotic guest opening it up and deciding to summon Marchocias or something. I'm kinda out of holy water.


War and Peace?

Just load a shotgun with rock salt.

Now I want to buy holy water off the internet. XD

Haven't read it. The only time I remember seeing a copy was when I was too young to be able to pick the thing up.

If ever a book deserved the word tome...

It's so big, I have a backup disc of Ubuntu inside it and you can't even tell it's there. XD


Jack London?

Nice. XD I'm not at all surprised.

Jack London. Familiar unfamiliarity.

*slaps*

If you don't buy a copy of Call of the Wild or White Fang in the next 48 you lose your man card.


Is building an alchemical lab in my garage as bad an idea as I think?

I have a copy of the Call of the wild. Hardback, too. I just couldn't remember the name. XD

Alchemical meaning "Turn a piece of lead or lesser metal into gold" or "use plants and other ingredients to craft potions"?

Numbah 1, not so much. Your success would lead to the devaluing of gold. Failure to stinky hands and clothing.

Numbah 2? As long as the people who you test it on are more than 50% aware, sure.