Christ Centered Gamer

your whole family secretly thinks that you're kind of annoying, like not eough to difown you but just enough to make you insufferable at dinner parties

Yo mama is so ugly she broke her mirror.

yo mama is so old that when God said "let there be light"... she flipped the switch

zekesnack wrote:yo mama is so old that when God said "let there be light"... she flipped the switch

that's preposterous

I hate you all.

Pheonix wrote:I hate you all.

That was great. While you are at it, go into the fields and reap the corn. After that clean my boots.

Your mom is so absent from your life, your father had to take nine seasons of television to explain how he fell in love with her and it wasn't even interesting.

I dislike you so much, that if Doctor Doom gave me a horrific choice between saving you or saving a bag of rotting oranges, I'd have to think it over.

TripExistence wrote:Your mom is so absent from your life, your father had to take nine seasons of television to explain how he fell in love with her and it wasn't even interesting.

Took me a bit.

TripExistence wrote:Your mom is so absent from your life, your father had to take nine seasons of television to explain how he fell in love with her and it wasn't even interesting.

Lol just got this.

Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own.

your brain consists of two cells, one that is lost and the other is looking for it.

your manner of dress is not uncommonly tacky

ChickenSoup wrote:your manner of dress is not uncommonly tacky

your is