Dear females.

[ChickenSoup]

Iknorite?

Also, remember that includes your lunch Soup. That's all I'm saying.

[Chozon1]

Heh, and you thought that was a lemon cookie.

BWAHAHAHAHA REVENGE!!! THOU TASTES OF AMMONIA.

/verylittlesleep

[jester747]

In regards to Breaking our Hearts, if men and women would stop assuming that everything revolves around sight, monetary wealth, and various types of vulgarity, and started to focus on beauty on the inside, they may actually find a more compatible partner in life.

[ArcticFox]

Aside from that gross factor, it also smelled like the 3rd circle.

And just how do YOU know what the 3rd Circle smells like?

[Pheonix]

Aside from that gross factor, it also smelled like the 3rd circle.

And just how do YOU know what the 3rd Circle smells like?

And just how do YOU know he doesn't know what the 3rd Circle smells like?

[ArchAngel]

a public stairwell at a baseball game? You sure that wasn't cheap beer? Either that, or there was a coordinated pee strike on that staircase.

[ArcticFox]

And just how do YOU know he doesn't know what the 3rd Circle smells like?

Ah, but clearly he DOES know and I want to know HOW!

[Pheonix]

a public stairwell at a baseball game? You sure that wasn't cheap beer? Either that, or there was a coordinated pee strike on that staircase.

I was thinking the same thing.

GOGO teem detective ccgr

[jester747]

a public stairwell at a baseball game? You sure that wasn't cheap beer? Either that, or there was a coordinated pee strike on that staircase.

I was thinking the same thing.

GOGO teem detective ccgr

lolyeah

[Chozon1]

a public stairwell at a baseball game? You sure that wasn't cheap beer? Either that, or there was a coordinated pee strike on that staircase.

I realize others have a low deeming of my intelligence, and I'm OK with that. Let's be honest: I'm not the shiniest bulb in the garden. So no complaints.

But how stupid do you think I am--how stupid do you have to be--to mistake the smell of beer, even old beer, for pee? Also, lrn2rd: Parking garage close to the arena, not a public stairwell at the arena.

For that matter, this solidifies my insult regarding the dainty bladders of men into fact if you think it couldn't have been one guy.

For that matter,

And just how do YOU know what the 3rd Circle smells like?

You don't need to know. I wish to sleep tonight, so I'm not remembering the incident. Suffice to say I wanted Virgil and he was nowhere to be found.

[ArcticFox]

But how stupid do you think I am--how stupid do you have to be--to mistake the smell of beer, even old beer, for pee?

You'd be surprised at how easy that can be...

You don't need to know. I wish to sleep tonight, so I'm not remembering the incident. Suffice to say I wanted Virgil and he was nowhere to be found.

So be it... but there will be a reckoning.

[Chozon1]

You'd be surprised at how easy that can be...

My doubts. I have them. And minor experience in cheap beer. There were over 6 people with me at the time and all of us agreed it was wizzy.

So basically, my next question was going to be "what kind of idiot do you have to be to drink something that's apparently easily mistakable for pee to some people" but then I remembered college students and wanted to go cry.

So be it... but there will be a reckoning.

There was. Despite my complaints against Doom in the past, apparently chainsaws are pretty effective against the spiritual realm. >_>

[ArchAngel]

But how stupid do you think I am--how stupid do you have to be--to mistake the smell of beer, even old beer, for pee?

I did say cheap beer.

I'm not talking about a microbrew Imperial, here.

Also, lrn2rd: Parking garage close to the arena, not a public stairwell at the arena.

Technically, I said at the baseball game, and the parking garage close by and can be included as part of the localities involved with said game.
I'll settle for no less that acknowledgement of 50% of correctness and a no plea bargain.


That being said, I have seen my share of homeless man pee on parking garage stairwells. Above all else, why do they choose parking garage stairwells? Why not the trees right next to the parking garage? The ones that are hidden off in the corner? I don't know, but it might have to do with the same reason why they are homeless. Bad bladder control, that is.

[ChickenSoup]

[Chozon1]

I did say cheap beer.

I'm not talking about a microbrew Imperial, here.

Even still. You'd have to nose-deaf, I think. And even more still, I know what cheap beer smells like. I cook with it.

Technically, I said at the baseball game, and the parking garage close by and can be included as part of the localities involved with said game.
I'll settle for no less that acknowledgement of 50% of correctness and a no plea bargain.


That being said, I have seen my share of homeless man pee on parking garage stairwells. Above all else, why do they choose parking garage stairwells? Why not the trees right next to the parking garage? The ones that are hidden off in the corner? I don't know, but it might have to do with the same reason why they are homeless. Bad bladder control, that is.

Still doesn't work. This assumes we parked near the stadium and not just at a random parking garage several blocks down. It's Memphis, after all, and the Orpheum and several other attractions were nearby just as close as the garage and therefore it is not a baseball exclusive parking center. I'm not sure I can even give you fifty percent. Maybe 32.5%. Maybe.