I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do - Robert A Heinlein
Mine aren't like that. O_o I have dwarf hammies though...typically (and I thank God for it), mine stay in my room and don't smell much...vaguely of corn chips when it's cage cleaning time.