Christ Centered Gamer

Kinda. Join the freakin' club XD

There's a club? O_O I want in.

But...completely failing at something you should ace?

Fails in and of itself.

Canadian mounties are cool?

They also have international jurisdiction.

So they can kick bootay across the borders. Nice.

Movies that are long, preachy, and try to force some sort of awkward message down your throat?

Stalker was like that, but it was good. Generally they suck though.

Hmm...I'm not really sure I've ever seen a good one. Except Star Wars.

Camping trailers?

For women and children.

Girly men use tents.

People like me take the ground.

I like tents. But typically, I sleep in a hammock with a sheet wrapped around me. Where do I fit in this scale?

Also, Deus Ex, Dynasty Warriors 3, and Sly Cooper and the theivus Raccoonus all for $10?

I'd go with DW4 or up, but sounds good.

Local shops are out, or outside of my price range for anyhting besides DW3, or DW4XL. I'm considering other options though. It's B2G1F again, and the only thing I'm certain of is Deus Ex.

Put your hands in the air if you're crazy like us?

Ah, gotcha. Deus Ex will keep you busy for a while XD. Though I feel obligated to point out that in the beginning area there's a few hookers and billboards for gentleman's clubs.

And.

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

<_<

Oddly, the only "escort" I saw was dressed more modestly than normal females. XD

GEP?

Is insta gib.

Wait until you get phosphorous rockets.