Christ Centered Gamer

Oh, really? I thought you would get that one.

Probably quite a few. It seems there are certainly a few who would vouch for ending 'women's suffrage' because, you know, it means that women are...suffering.

I'm tired.

That...is actually pretty funny. In a sad sort of way.

What caused this and how do we fix it?

There's no solution. Best option is to cut our losses and get the heck out of here.

I can't do that. Feels to easy.

Who the *bleep* designed the standard scholastic desk?

And how...how on earth do they expect anyone to learn while sitting in and on it?

It was the most uncomfortable thing that has ever encountered my sitter. And I used to sit on metal poles. O_o

Agreed.

Shark cage?

I'd just rather not go into shark-infested waters, cage or no.

Sometimes you have to. Though my idea of fun is not jumping into a flimsy aluminum cage and taking a photo with one of the apex predators of the ocean either. XD

Have you considered rigging the enemy base, and the enemies pants, with explosives?

I was considering giving the enemy laxatives so that his pants would be laden with explosions, but that sounds good too.

Devious, humiliating, AND non lethal! I most heartily approve, sir.

The Letter Black?

Ambiguous titles/questions for the win?

If I remember correctly, that's a band. Their name reminds me of The Number 12 Looks Like You.

They're like some sort of question in which there is no way to lose.

Drugging a dog is grounds for elimination?

Elimination in the local dog competition? Yes.

Elimination for drugging your dog and then setting it loose on your sleeping relatives so you can post the video to youtube? I think not.

I was thinking "You get eliminated from life for drugging my dog". XD

Why is it classical authors make people get snootish and use big words?

Why is it using big words makes people talk about you behind your back? <_<