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Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 7:30 pm
by ScotchRobbins
Emwok wrote:Would you like coffee to go with that?
Coffee's delicious. You don't have to ask.
Chozon1 wrote:What is the question you ask when you are attempting to appear intelligent?
I don't make conscious efforts to look intelligent, but if I did, I would use intricate wording like "implications" and "theoretical" and wear glasses.

People with glasses look smarter than people without, regardless of whether they're wearing a pocket protector or not. Pocket protectors are true indicators of intelligence.

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:11 pm
by Emwok
Lol here ya go.

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Jawbreakers the size of my (your) fist?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 3:51 am
by ScotchRobbins
Emwok wrote:Lol here ya go.

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Jawbreakers the size of my (your) fist?
Can't quite fit my fist in my mouth. Kinda pointless if jawbreakers don't fit inside one's jaws.

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 6:26 am
by Chozon1
Airsoft or paintball?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 3:25 pm
by ScotchRobbins
Chozon1 wrote:Airsoft or paintball?
Airsoft.

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 6:11 am
by Chozon1
Ever given consideration to concrete flooring?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:02 am
by ScotchRobbins
Chozon1 wrote:Ever given consideration to concrete flooring?
Rather. Although cold and hard, nothing stands like a concrete floor. Except maybe a steel floor. Those are pretty rigid. Unless the steel oxidizes. Then you're in for it.

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 6:41 am
by Chozon1
Leg cramps?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 10:40 pm
by ScotchRobbins
Chozon1 wrote:Leg cramps?
Surprisingly, not really. People said I'd get charlie horses when I joined Cross Country, and I'm still waiting for mine.

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 8:21 am
by Chozon1
That just means your saving it up for one huge, tear jerking, scream making, leg cramp.

Probably not though. But cross country sounds pretty awesome.

Chipping your tooth for the sake of music?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 9:32 pm
by ScotchRobbins
Chozon1 wrote:That just means your saving it up for one huge, tear jerking, scream making, leg cramp.

Probably not though. But cross country sounds pretty awesome.

Chipping your tooth for the sake of music?
Teeth make good percussion instruments, but playing the guitar with one has yet to be accomplished. Well, I have yet to accomplish it, anyway. Sounds like it hurts (and bad, it also probably sounds bad).

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:14 am
by Chozon1
Heh. Puns. XD I was actually playing a jaw harp, and strummed when it wasn't aligned properly. Didn't feel good.

Shape shifters?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:28 pm
by ScotchRobbins
Chozon1 wrote:Heh. Puns. XD I was actually playing a jaw harp, and strummed when it wasn't aligned properly. Didn't feel good.

Shape shifters?
They could be in this very room. It could be you. It could be ME. It could even be-

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:44 am
by Chozon1
Freaky concept. Been watching too much Star Trek.

Favorite Star Trek?

Re: Don't ask.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 7:10 pm
by ScotchRobbins
Chozon1 wrote:Freaky concept. Been watching too much Star Trek.

Favorite Star Trek?
Original Series all the way, man!