The turnip on my desk returns to answer your questions

[ChickenSoup]

AAAAAAAAAUGUGHHEKL;JGLEKJG;KLJ

BBBBBLLAAAARGEDHDSAAAAGGGGADEGRHDSRDAghj?

[Chozon1]

You skipped meh. -_- If that post had not contained a reference to one of my favorite shows ever, you would have a raging army of orks bashing down your front door as only a ravenous angry ork army can.

I REPEAT.

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT HIDE A DEAD CHICKEN IN MY LOCKER LAST MARCH?

[ChickenSoup]

I WAS TIPSY ON SHAMROCK SHAKES OK

[Chozon1]

That's OK I forgive you completely.

Chicken pot pie? >_>

[ChickenSoup]

Comfort food at its finest. Sometimes I branch out and scarf down a shepherd's pie, or maybe baked macaroni and cheese, but I'll always come back to chicken pot pie. It's.... it's home, you know? You always come back home.

[Chozon1]

Now I feel vaguely guilty. That pie was made with the 'foul' you left in my locker. >_>

You lived in a pastry?

[ChickenSoup]

for six years of my childhood. it's where I got my name "chickensoup." why?

[Chozon1]

I lived in a chicken coop until I was like 6...I have no poultry flavored names. Srsly.

You cannot cross the gulf yourself?

[ChickenSoup]

so I've read

[Chozon1]

Cutoff jeans?

[ChickenSoup]

noooooooooooooooo

[Chozon1]

No Daisy Dukes for you?

[ChickenSoup]

Only stretchy pants.

>_> <_<

It's for fun.

[Chozon1]

*squints*

...Do you believe in science?

[ChickenSoup]

No waaaaay.


>_>


<_<


I have been... bap-TIZED