Christ Centered Gamer

Johnny Drake needs no gun.

Watch the video for Metallica's One. It's that movie.

Creepy disembodied limbs?

Get stomped. And if that doesn't keep them down, dig a deep hole and bury them in concrete.

Marquis de Sade?

Annoyingly creepy. O_O

Sherlock Holmes?

So awesome.

He also shoots cocaine XD.

Why is it no one here listens to death metal?

Well...that happens.

I do. ^_^

Kinda. Mostly, melodic or symphonic.

I blame pansy-ness. >_>

I mean here, where I'm at XD.

Is a burger and shake worth walking a country mile?

Oh. I dunno. My cousin won't even listen to Demon Hunter without questioning them.

And...Yes. Yes. A jillion times yes. It's worth donning a pair of hot pants and running down the beach.

I'm not David Hasselhoff, thank you very much.

No fireworks this year?

No. If you were David Hasselhoff, you could launch things with your pecks.

Ahhh...That really stinks. Is it the ND laws?

Nope. The place just hasn't been open because the guy has a real job XD

Waiting tables?

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. We have about 5 fireworks stands within 13 miles of my house. XD

And...I've never done it. You'd have to tell me. Looks aggravating. Especially if you get someone who's allergic to peppers and also whiny about it.