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Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:56 am
by Kendrik
Have you ever said to yourself, "there goes the woman of my dreams," only to realize that you were actually admiring the DS in her hands?

>.>

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:59 am
by Chozon1
Close. Though with me, it was when I met a girl who knew just as much, if not more, about videro games than me. XD

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:00 am
by Kendrik
At what point did you realize that she was previously a he?

/knows a surprising number of transsexuals

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:02 am
by Chozon1
Wasn't, actually. My age, home schooled, and wore glasses.

I don't know what to say about the /...I'm vaguely weirded out.

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:07 am
by Kendrik
Blame the other forum I frequent, Shoryuken; it's pretty much a trannymagnet. No joke.

Also... best thing evar?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:10 am
by Chozon1
I refuse to comment on that. XD

And...yeah. Pretty much epic. :lol:

Perfectly describes the feeling too.

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:14 am
by Kendrik
u mad?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:17 am
by Chozon1
Only mentally. Otherwise, I'm about as happy as I get. ^_^

Barring an unopened bottle of beverage.

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:20 am
by Kendrik
Do you have a Target store near you?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:24 am
by Chozon1
Three. O_O

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:27 am
by Kendrik
Good. I'm about to share a secret with you. In all my travels, my Target store up the street has the greatest fountain drink options around. Not only that, but it tastes the best. They have Mountain Dew and Cherry Coke on tap. Seriously, there is no better Dew in all of the metroplex. Go there. Goooooooooo. Enjoy it. $1.25 for a medium drink or $1.50 for a medium drink and bag of popcorn.

So much win.

I win?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:29 am
by Chozon1
Epic win. O_O I must go by Target...

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:34 am
by Kendrik
Chozon1 wrote:Epic win. O_O I must go by Target...
I go there often. Refills on the coke included, by the way.

There's an old Italian saying, "you [screw] up once, you lose two teeth."

?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:35 am
by Chozon1
Emph. I would have no teeth left.

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:37 am
by Kendrik
Chozon1 wrote:Emph. I would have no teeth left.
Unless if you learned from the first loss.

Ever think that we, as a society, would benefit from the reintroduction of some positive punishment reinforcement (to use Psych101 terms)?