Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Kendrik]

Have you ever said to yourself, "there goes the woman of my dreams," only to realize that you were actually admiring the DS in her hands?

>.>

[Chozon1]

Close. Though with me, it was when I met a girl who knew just as much, if not more, about videro games than me. XD

[Kendrik]

At what point did you realize that she was previously a he?

/knows a surprising number of transsexuals

[Chozon1]

Wasn't, actually. My age, home schooled, and wore glasses.

I don't know what to say about the /...I'm vaguely weirded out.

[Kendrik]

Blame the other forum I frequent, Shoryuken; it's pretty much a trannymagnet. No joke.

Also... best thing evar?

[Chozon1]

I refuse to comment on that. XD

And...yeah. Pretty much epic.

Perfectly describes the feeling too.

[Kendrik]

u mad?

[Chozon1]

Only mentally. Otherwise, I'm about as happy as I get. ^_^

Barring an unopened bottle of beverage.

[Kendrik]

Do you have a Target store near you?

[Chozon1]

Three. O_O

[Kendrik]

Good. I'm about to share a secret with you. In all my travels, my Target store up the street has the greatest fountain drink options around. Not only that, but it tastes the best. They have Mountain Dew and Cherry Coke on tap. Seriously, there is no better Dew in all of the metroplex. Go there. Goooooooooo. Enjoy it. $1.25 for a medium drink or $1.50 for a medium drink and bag of popcorn.

So much win.

I win?

[Chozon1]

Epic win. O_O I must go by Target...

[Kendrik]

Epic win. O_O I must go by Target...

I go there often. Refills on the coke included, by the way.

There's an old Italian saying, "you [screw] up once, you lose two teeth."

?

[Chozon1]

Emph. I would have no teeth left.

[Kendrik]

Emph. I would have no teeth left.

Unless if you learned from the first loss.

Ever think that we, as a society, would benefit from the reintroduction of some positive punishment reinforcement (to use Psych101 terms)?