Christ Centered Gamer

Nevermind. >_>

New boots?

They are awesome.

The league of shadows?

The one led by Qui-Gon Jinn?

Oh yes. Because he's a sweet leadero. I'd follow him everywhere. Not in a creepy fashion, though.

What are the mysterious urges I have for candy all the time?

Childishness.

Candy is for adults too. >_>

Will you join with me in bringing the Kilt to America in popular fashion?

Because pants are for ninnies. -_-

The kilt is tactically inferior.

Oh really?

I'm not sure sure about that. More freedom of movement in a kilt.

Less protection from the elements.

Only if you go regimental. Otherwise, the hose cover your legs up to the knees. Not to mention they're made of wool.

Using gasoline as cologne?

It's a little too caustic. Motor oil on the other hand....

I have oily skin. -_- Though if we go together (not..."together"...) then we'd smell like an auto shop.

Why do I always want to do something that would get me in trouble when I'm in a city?

My guess is you're an unapologetic redneck. Welcome to the club.

Perhaps...though my neck skin tone is white enough to blind people with. Country smells of home, city smells of adventure. And sewage/marijuana.

Want sneak into a bar?