Christ Centered Gamer

haha good one!

In a town in medieval England, there was a flower shop. A man named Hugh ran it, and was fairly auccessful. Soon, though, a friar came from a neighboring abbey and also opened up shop, proclaiming that he sold flowers blessed by God. All of the townsfolk flocked to the friar's store instead, and this, of course, made Hugh quite angry. He became so angry at these shenanigans thats he walked into the friar's shop, beat up the friar, and dragged him right back to the abbey.

It just goes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars

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^This

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

What did the lazy wizard use to pass his final exams?

Spell checker.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch".
nyuk nyuk nyuk

Wow some of these jokes are really long.

What did the mama tomato say to the baby when he fell behind?

Ketchup.

"If I ever became a black market weapons dealer, my specialty would be switch sporks."

--@lava89

"I have come to the conclusion that chocolate frosting on a hot dog bun is officially the poor man's eclair."

-- straight from my twittah

A couple of music jokes I ran into that made me chuckle:

Q: What's the definition of Endless Love?
A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Q: What's the difference between God and Bono?
A: God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono.

ouch

"I want to see a wind powered helicopter, you'd kill two birds with one stone!"

--@lava89