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Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:36 am
by Orodrist
The USN is an outdated antique?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:39 am
by Chozon1
Perhaps. But they came up with SEALs. And boats. And Vin Diesel was in that one movie. There's also submarines, which after that one book about a haunted one I've always wanted to ride in.

Oh, and those dumb white hats. ^_^

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:43 am
by Orodrist
So, I'm putting together a price list of guns I want in the fall.

Assuming I can't have both, 9mm Para or .45 ACP?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:50 am
by Chozon1
Si vis pacem, para bellum ("If you seek peace, prepare for war"). Best catch phrase ever. The para has a nifty side effect of hydrostatic shock. It's also widely available.

You'd have to show me a specific gun, though. .45 ACP sounds better.

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:53 am
by Orodrist
Eh, yeah, get back to you on that. Spent 6+ hours today and not decided.

Why do cats lick themselves, and yet hate wetness?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:56 am
by Chozon1
Nice. I've done that before. XD

Um...the real answer is because Cat saliva contains special compounds designed to help clean said kitteh. Their tongue is also specially designed to get this into their fur, and clean themselves. It's like a scrubby pad...dunno if you ever been licked by a cat before.

My answer is because it's fun. And they like to be difficult. They are cat's, after all. XD

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:59 am
by Orodrist
Point.

Bats?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:01 am
by Chozon1
I love bats. I'd get one as a pet if it wasn't illegal and, more importantly, bat's don't make good pets. XD

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:02 am
by Orodrist
Guano?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:04 am
by Chozon1
It's not my favorite fruit, but I'll eat it.

>_>

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:04 am
by Orodrist
...XD

This?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:09 am
by Chozon1
Duuuuude...that's awesome. XD It's so small.

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 2:49 pm
by Orodrist
Problem is, if I buy a subcompact, I'll want to carry it XD.

Ever met someone who's smile just says, "the second we're alone, I'm going to drown you in your own blood"?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 4:14 am
by Chozon1
What's wrong with carrying it? O_O

Also, not really. Though people don't usually look at me like that. I mean, I'm not that guy you were talking about, but I'm not the guy kids come up to. XD

I wish I was that guy. Or at least, the guy that guy refused to give that look to.

Have you seen this man?

Re: Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:32 pm
by Orodrist
I dislike handcuffs.

And, it's my cousin, who's not a man.

King Solomon's Mines?