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Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:13 pm
by ArcticFox
ccgr wrote:You know how they have different branches/denominations of Christians?
I wonder if Pastafarians will divide into spaghetti sauce variants 1st Church of Ragu, Church of Prego, United Alfredo church and so on.
Christians bicker over submersion or sprinkle baptism, the same goes for them and their meatballs according to my twitter.
WWFSMD?
Don't forget all the varieties of pasta and meatballs... Before you know it, the search for freedom to worship the FSM of chicken meatballs will have to seek out a new land to live in to avoid persecution for their poultry doctrines...
Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:21 pm
by ArchAngel
You will not suffer a Chicken Meatball Heretic to live.
Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:41 pm
by ChickenSoup
Man, I wonder if someone's modded a grand strategy game (like Crusader Kings II) or something to have Pastafarian as a religion. haha.
...I mean... I've done it in Civ5, and conquered heartily in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as its messenger of submission (the Pope, if you will, or "embodiment of the noodly appendage", of Pastafarianism). >_> <_<
Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:51 pm
by ArchAngel
You and me, bro.
Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:36 pm
by ArcticFox
ArchAngel wrote:You will not suffer a Chicken Meatball Heretic to live.
Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:57 pm
by Deepfreeze32
No one expects the Pan-ish inquisition, huh?
Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:59 pm
by ChickenSoup
I got too into it. The conversion wasn't working out, so I had to send emissaries of his Noodliness to ensure that the Byzantines wouldn't outreligion me.
I sent diplomats, which to myself I called Noodly Appendages 1-5.
...the diplomats were nukes