Christ Centered Gamer

Avenge his father's death by . . .

by becoming a snake hunter that....

Threw parties everywhere she went!

at one of her parties, a man came up to her and said . . .

... "My name's Steve Irwin, the famous 'Crocodile Hunter'! Would you like to become my sidekick and help me track down alligators and snakes?"

TheAlexTDB wrote:... "My name's Steve Irwin, the famous 'Crocodile Hunter'! Would you like to become my sidekick and help me track down alligators and snakes?"

"But . . ." the cat responded, "you said you were a crocodile hunter, not an alligator and snake hunter! Well, I'll become your sidekick anyway. I'm desperate for some money so I can pay off my Great Aunt Ruth!"

Apparently, Great Aunt Ruth had just chosen that moment to go find the cat and demand the $100,000,000 loan. She grabbed a laser rifle in case the cat tried to run away. She was 3 minutes from the cat when...

Great Aunt Ruth got into a car accident with a drunk-driving-texter-and-driver! As it was, the drunk-driving-texter-and-driver was warning the cat (whose name was Pitty) that an assassin would come to . . .

Shoot at Pitty in 13 minutes! Pitty ran to...

Mars, where she found a colony of . . .

Space Penguins! The Penguins found and arrested the assassin. Pitty and the Space Penguins decided to...

Take over the planet Zargon, which was ruled by . . .

A robotic dictatorship with many mushroom slaves. When Pitty and the Space Penguins attacked, the Mushroom Slaves....

decided to help! They were tired of being slaves! They helped, but it cost them . . .

$0.01. The Space Penguins, Mushrooms, and Pittly successfully defeated the Robots. Pitty decided to create an Empire! The Space Penguins sent their fastest ships to find members for the Empire. The Mushrooms started campaigning for positions in the government. However,...