Christ Centered Gamer

I lost entire armies because the odds fell out of my favor, but that didn't stop me from conquering the world. Just saying.

I wasn't crying because I lost, just because the sheer insanity of rolling five fives three times in a row.

He did it again later, just for fun, after the game. There was dark magic in that room.

I save crying when I lose for games like Catan, or Risk, when I realize the lives lost when my empire fell, and the shining glory of the future that will never happen under the leadership of the despotic rulers.

I'm not above narrating tragedies to guilt my sisters during Catan, Monopoly, Risk, or some of my best work: Battleship.