Christ Centered Gamer

Yo mama is so stupid she was looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Your face looks like it caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

your mom is so dumb, she was tested repeatedly for a learning disorder

It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch down!

your dad drinks so much it's splitting your family apart

Not exactly funny...

I've got one! Yo mama's so fat, she can grab King Kong in her fist.

your mom is so untrustworthy that she can't keep track of what about her is the truth anymore

Haha, I'm digging these anti-yo mama jokes.

I hate you so much, that if you fell on some subway tracks with a train coming, I would save your life, then immediately demand monetary compensation and lifelong servitude.

I hate you so much, that if you fell on the subway tracks, I'd save you, then I would push you back on the tracks just for fun.

Yo mama loves her food so much she gets post-partum depression every time she takes a dump.



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Yeah that was bad.

your mom was such an insufficient authority figure in your life that you developed obsessive defiance disorder as a child and are unemployable until you receive behavioral therapy and supplemental medication

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!!!!

your mom is so childish that she gambled away your college fund in the hopes of getting rich quick and now you are facing a crisis during your junior year in which you're not sure if your mother's actions have doomed you from completing your college education next year

You may be a zero now, but if you work real hard, you can be twice that!