Christ Centered Gamer

Ah, I see.

Well, I'll leave you to it, then.

Join the darkside; in addition to the delicious, much vaunted cookies, we also have college scholarships and detailed diagrams of world domination for our members; membership also includes free "minivenge" diagrams, such as how to place pudding into peoples pants without them knowing it, the classic "sammich seat", and the always underrated whoopie-cushion-when-you're-trying-to-read-aloud-your-dissertation-to-the-board.

Chozon1 wrote:Join the darkside; in addition to the delicious, much vaunted cookies, we also have college scholarships and detailed diagrams of world domination for our members; membership also includes free "minivenge" diagrams, such as how to place pudding into peoples pants without them knowing it, the classic "sammich seat", and the always underrated whoopie-cushion-when-you're-trying-to-read-aloud-your-dissertation-to-the-board.

We also have hi tech boogie bots:


Oops I meant cookie bots.

And fart guns:


Ummm.... Dart guns .

And the best part: MINIONS!!!!

Chozon1 wrote:Join the darkside; in addition to the delicious, much vaunted cookies, we also have college scholarships and detailed diagrams of world domination for our members; membership also includes free "minivenge" diagrams, such as how to place pudding into peoples pants without them knowing it, the classic "sammich seat", and the always underrated whoopie-cushion-when-you're-trying-to-read-aloud-your-dissertation-to-the-board.

Sounds great.