Dear females.

[ChickenSoup]

As a janitor I can attest to the OH EM GEE DISGUST factor of "why the bleepity bleeping bleep can you not hit a urinal" factor

[ArchAngel]

The only way that'd be possible is if the entire contents of 20 bladders were emptied straight on the floor, I think.

That is the collective work of hundreds of men. Do not underestimate the power of the back-splash of thirsty men drinking copious amounts of liquids.
And someone's gotta kill that fly, too. Sometimes it takes a joint effort.

And seriously... why are you betraying us like this? You were one of us, Chozon... one of us!

[Pheonix]

Wow...

This thread turned rather strange.

[ArchAngel]

Urination.

[Chozon1]

That is the collective work of hundreds of men. Do not underestimate the power of the back-splash of thirsty men drinking copious amounts of liquids.
And someone's gotta kill that fly, too. Sometimes it takes a joint effort.

And seriously... why are you betraying us like this? You were one of us, Chozon... one of us!

I once went to a baseball game, and on the way there it was required to walk down the stairwell of a public parking garage.

Every. Step. For a single flight. Coated with literal puddles of urine. Aside from that gross factor, it also smelled like the 3rd circle.

Since that moment, I have violently responded to guys who pee on everything. Also known as 87% of guys.

There was also this time I got pee'd on in a camp shower. Mostly the parking garage though.

There was also the one time in Wal-Mart when there was a small lake in front of the toilet. But mostly the parking garage.

[Orodrist]

As someone who builds house before they're plumbed...sometimes you just gotta go.

[blacksinow]

In regards to Breaking our Hearts, if men and women would stop assuming that everything revolves around sight, monetary wealth, and various types of vulgarity, and started to focus on beauty on the inside, they may actually find a more compatible partner in life.

Dear mothers, why do some of you allow your children to lay or sit in places that could get them hurt? You must realize that you should be focusing on them, rather then your groceries.

And dear people, it isn't hard to aim when you use the bathroom, sit down when you have to "drop the kids off at the pool" as they say, instead of standing up or bending over. /disgusted

[ohnolookout]

In regards to Breaking our Hearts, if men and women would stop assuming that everything revolves around sight, monetary wealth, and various types of vulgarity, and started to focus on beauty on the inside, they may actually find a more compatible partner in life.

Dear mothers, why do some of you allow your children to lay or sit in places that could get them hurt? You must realize that you should be focusing on them, rather then your groceries.

And dear people, it isn't hard to aim when you use the bathroom, sit down when you have to "drop the kids off at the pool" as they say, instead of standing up or bending over. /disgusted

But then you couldn't call it a 'carpet bombing'.

[Chozon1]

As someone who builds house before they're plumbed...sometimes you just gotta go.

And sometimes you have to hold it or be severely injured.

[ChickenSoup]

As someone who builds house before they're plumbed...sometimes you just gotta go.

And sometimes you have to hold it or be severely injured.

Sometimes you can be injured by holding it in. I used to have a kidney condition where urine would (or rather, could) back up into my kidney from my bladder. It's called a reflux, and I had it until I was like 8 or 10 or something. Considering I have one kidney (just born that way lawlz), it would be a very bad thing to have a kidney infection. Because of that, I was also on antibiotics for the first ten years of my life.


...


So yeah, I probably peed on stuff WHATCHA GONNA DOO

[Chozon1]

Castration comes to mind. _

But then, it's different in your case, since you have a valid reason. Valid meaning you don't have a dainty bladder like most guys apparently have.

[ChickenSoup]

Nope, just a single dainty kidney

although, I did outgrow the condition. So.... no excuses.


We were given it for a reason, though. STAND TO PEE, HIT ALL THE FLIES

[Chozon1]

You are a very odd boy Soup. Not that I'm one to talk, I 'spose.

But I think we've hit on the misconception here: You're not supposed to hit flies, you're supposed to hit the inside of the turlet bowl.

[ChickenSoup]

nonsense. I've cleaned enough toilets at my job that I should have the right to pee on anything I want.

EDIT: ALSO,

I once went to a baseball game, and on the way there it was required to walk down the stairwell of a public parking garage.

Every. Step. For a single flight. Coated with literal puddles of urine. Aside from that gross factor, it also smelled like the 3rd circle.

[Chozon1]

Iknorite?

Also, remember that includes your lunch Soup. That's all I'm saying.