Christ Centered Gamer

What joke?

My attempt at humor in a previous post.
No matter, didn't translate well but it's all good still!
Peace!

Oh. Sorry I did not see it.

I just want to say I already know two famous people from the internet:

JesusIsLord713 wrote:LOL! I wonder if I can even imagine you being famous.

ZappierVirus wrote:Very unlikely I will become famous.

Peace!

LOL!

JesusIsLord713, do you plan to do a villager news soon? I want one badly!

Yes I do plan to make one soon. I'll see if I can today.

Sweet!

Villager news!

(Reporter) "Ok, finally we got a nice place...peaceful place for once. Great defenses...and lovely air!"

Villager 53 says "here is the microphone sir! It is time for your villager news report!"

"WHAT?!?!?! How can it be time?! I report at 6:00pm every TIME! Oh well...sigh...fine." Villager 100 coughs and then says "Welcome to villager news! This episo..."

Villager 39 comes up to report something to villager 100, and by the look of villager 100's face, he doesn't look happy.

"Breaking news!!!!! Today my fellow villagers found a great source of food not far from here! However, a dangerous, deep, and scary river lies between the village and the food!" Villager 44, what do you have to say about this?

"Thank you villager 100! As you can see there is a lot of water blocking the area between us, and the food!" Without this food...we CANNOT BREED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" The cameraman turns off the audio so villager 100 doesn't hear his wailing.

"We must do something about it!" Villager 76 raises his stick. "Yes? Do you have an answer to this difficult situation?"

"Let's build a tower! So that we can fall out of the tower and land on the other side!"

Everyone looks at him like he is crazy. Eventually villager 100 breaks the silence. "Ok, if YOU want to build a tower and fall off of it to the other side. Go ahead! We will not be responsible for any injuries/death that happens."

Villager 76 actually builds a tower. Spending all his emeralds on building materials and spends a week building his tower. He is very proud of his build. He then says "Here I go! I shall prove that we can make it to the other side this way!" He then falls out, he successfully reaches the other side, however he didn't realize that falling from great heights is dangerous for your health and shortly after landing he died.

Villager 100 says "Thought that might happen...sigh, HOW DUMB CAN VILLAGERS BE!?!?!? cough cough...sorry about that. Anyway any other ideas?" Villager 72 raises his stick.

"Yes?" Villager 100 said.

"How about we build a bridge! That way we can reach the other side safely!"

"Good plan!" Villager 100 says, "Everyone! Start building! You will not get paid."

Everyone booed at him and threw their sticks at him. Eventually he said "Ok ok FINE! 5 emeralds for each player who works!"

Everyone agreed and went to work. Eventually finishing in a couple days.

"Great job everyone! Now villager 31...make sure this bridge is sturdy enough for us to walk on it."

Villager 31 gulped and started walking. Only for the bridge to fail and collapse. He then fell into the water below. He managed to live, but was so cold that he was almost as frozen as ice. He went to the emergency room.

"Sigh...I guess I better wrap up this villager news! This bridge idea was a total fail. I will have my villagers build a new one and tell you what happens next villager news. Take care!"

"Dun dun dun dun dun VILLAGER NEWS!!!" Everyone says.

"AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! STOP DOING THAT!!!...anyways until next time!"

The baby villager runs into a new village. The same one his dad is at! Though he has to past all of the security to get in the village. Do you think he will make it? We shall see next time...

Ignore the title of the video.

What's spam without a little tower building to honor spam?
Peace!

Who decided to make the bridge out of sand and gravel? Villagers are not very smart.

Keep up the great work! (I am posting that a lot lately).

I was thinking of a wood bridge when I made the episode. Then for some reason the bridge collapsed. Maybe it suddenly became gravity sensitive?

Gravity comes to Minecraft! Chaos in the Streets!

You should do a Villager news about the "Gravity Update" and how it effects the Villagers.

I was thinking of something else to do next. But that could be an option for a future villager news!

Sweet! Can't wait to see another!