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JesusIsLord713 wrote:So I made up my own Villager News story.

Yeah I did that and there are (some) good ones!



And a few good pics, too!

BlockHeadLewie wrote:

ZappierVirus wrote:Posting that reminds me of an episode of The Garfield Show where Garfield is teleported to lasagna planet. Garfield's favorite food is lasagna so he starts eating the lasagna people. Kinda crazy.

Garfield Rox Sox!

Agreed.

LOL JesusIsLord713.

Jason: Dan! Dan!
Dan: What?
Jason: SPAM!!!
Dan: What about SPAM?
Jason: The SPAM is rioting!
Dan: Oh No!
(SPAM breaks down door)
(Dan and Jason scream)
(Dan gets machine gun) POW! BOOM! BAM!
(Jason throws cheese) THUD! THUD! THUD!
Dan: I just remembered! I love SPAM! (Dan starts eating SPAM) CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
Jason: YAY! the SPAM has been destroyed!
Dan: oooooo I ate too much.

My Bad - By BHL

I just totally came to realized,
I don't even know you guys!
For all I know you could be flies,
Filling the world with your lies!
And this has got to change!

I don't want to hear your cries,
About how you all like your pies,
I'm here to break your disguise,
And make the honest truth to arise!
Do you think I am deranged?

Oh look how you emphasize,
Your actions truly clarifies,
Of your illegitimate enterprise,
While you try and monopolize
My thoughts will not rearrange!

Well it's true I can not criminalize,
Because I kind of like your eyes,
They truly do seem to hypnotize,
In a way I feel so neutralized,
It's a photochemical exchange!

My stomach now has butterflies,
They buzz about like fireflies,
Now they settle and equalize,
Honestly this feeling terrifies,
I let you get to visual range!

The End.

Welcome to SPAM airlines, where the plane is made of SPAM and is for SPAM!
We have reached cruising altitude. Feel Free to unbuckle your seat belts.
Oh my! Egg airlines Flight 2319 is on a head on collision course!
An egg has hopped out of the plane!
Oh no! It is the enemy of all SPAM! It is DAN!
(Dan Eats the plane) CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP!
We are going down!!!!!

Stay Tuned for more SPAM Airlines.

Villager news! day 2 (taking this based off a video but adding on/changing a bit of stuff)

(Reporter) "Welcome to Villager News! Sorry I ran off stage yesterday...was extremely hyper." "BREAKING NEWS! One of our houses is to high above the ground due to a badly generated world!" "Let's go see villager number 9 on the scene and see what he has to say about this terrible generation."

"Thank you villager number 100!" "As you can see this the world was badly generated and we are stuck in this 30 block high house!" The police have not come yet to evacuate us and 2 villagers were really dumb and fell out of the house!" AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! If we can't get down how did we get up?!?! This is to much to process in our villager minds!!!" (All villagers run around the house screaming)

"umm...thank you villager number 9. That was very...interesting. Anyway I wonder who would be so cruel as to generate a bad world! (Video camera runs out of battery) "Hey! How come the camera isn't working!?! Nooooo!!! The batteries are dead!

Everyone in the room says "awwwww"

"Well let's grab a new camera and see what villager number 18 has to say about the house."

"Thank you villager 100!" As you can see behind me a scientist villager is setting up some creepers next to the house. I think he is planning to..." (interrupted by explosion sounds) "...well that is what he was planning. And the house is blown up. 1 villager died during the explosion. The others are being taken to the hospital for zombie treatment...no WAIT! VILLAGER treatment!

"Thank you villager number 18!" "Well this raps of today's villager news! See you next time!" (villager child knocks out villager 100's microphone) "Sorry Pa!"

"Oh son! Why do you always have to knock out my microphone?!"

LOL! I like villager news. Please do some more!

I plan to! I enjoy making them.

I'll probably do like 1-2 a day or so.

Sweet! Can't wait!

I probably would make one right now but doing it on my iPad would be a pain.

Yeah, Mobile device typing can be hard.

No kidding, especially when it is like 3 years old and lags a bit when typing sometimes.

Typing lag is REALLY annoying. I have had it a few times before. You can make a big mistake and barely notice it in time.

Did you know there is a limit on how much spam someone can handle?
It's true! Once this limit is reached it's over for spam!
I have yet to reach this limit.
Have you?