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wait... to spam, or to troll, or to spam, or to troll, or to spam, or to troll, or to spam, or to troll... or spam?

Post number 2655!

@Emwok

I can watch your avatar all freak'en day.

One bright morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policemen heard the noise, then they shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe my lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too!

Ladies and jellybeans of the United Plates of Asparagus, I come before you to stand behind you so I can tell you something I know nothing about. We're having a ladies retreat for men only. Admission is free, pay at the door. Pull up a chair and sit on the floor!

you summed up the government. what else can we explane to the young people?

Kupo

SPAM WORLD

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Who wants to spam up the site?

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@Emwok I need to watch your avatar in erceveR

When We reach 1000 pages, there needs to be "Spam 3...the next two thousand pages...."

In case anyone was curious, interested or just plain wondering, the term "spam" came from the following skit:

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

(Credit to Monty Python, despite any controversy. Give credit where credit is due I guess...)

Funny how Spam killed the spam thread...
...LoL

lol
Spam actually renewed the Spam thread.

As for my Spam, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Spam spam spam spam...woot!!