Spiders are like people to me. I don't mind them, I just don't want them touching me unexpectedly, or showing up unexpectedly in close proximity to me.
Spiders though, are less annoying and easier to deal with. I can capture them in some sort of container and transport them outside, or at the very worst, kill them. Both of those options are frowned upon with humans.
Usually. You never know with modern America, I 'spose.
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There are a few humans I wouldn't mind performing a trap-and-relocate on >.>Chozon1 wrote:Spiders though, are less annoying and easier to deal with. I can capture them in some sort of container and transport them outside, or at the very worst, kill them. Both of those options are frowned upon with humans.
I don't have a phobia so spiders are less stress-inducing than people and in some cases a lot less creepy.
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Am I the only one who uses a flamethrower to kill spiders...?
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I hope you mean squishing them with the fuel tank? I'm a fan of fire myself (pun intended) but one does worry about the furniture. Or at least about the electronics.
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Nah I actually burn them.
Get a lil tank of butane fuel, a caulking gun, and a bottle cap. Work like a charm.
Get a lil tank of butane fuel, a caulking gun, and a bottle cap. Work like a charm.
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On that vein...
Don't try this at home either
Don't try this at home either
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Speaking of spiders...
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Orodrist wrote:Am I the only one who uses a flamethrower to kill spiders...?
I use old spice.
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I once tried to kill a silverfish by putting him on a fly sticker.
Most of his legs got stuck on the sticker and they ripped off while he was running away. He eventually escaped, so as a last resort I squished him with my shoe.
It was freaking disgusting.
Most of his legs got stuck on the sticker and they ripped off while he was running away. He eventually escaped, so as a last resort I squished him with my shoe.
It was freaking disgusting.
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It's such a pity humans don't have the kind of power needed to tear our legs off while running.
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Maybe you don't.
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Do yours grow back?Chozon1 wrote:Maybe you don't.
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Reminds me of a sci-fi short I read recently. Synopsis: Dude suffers accident. Gets medically altered with very powerful limbs and abilities. Goes power-mad. Loses due to technicality.
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O.O That's cool.delve wrote:On that vein...
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