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IDK, it's kind of a walking source of food.

Either you mean in the way of foraging berries and roots or you mean cannibalism, and I'm only ok with one of those things because I hate eating roots and berries

*sigh*

You really couldn't eat a hippie. They're always too skinny.

ChickenSoup wrote: It's not surviving, it's living in the forest with all your st00f.

And yet, that's exactly what someone who actually wants a decent chance of surviving, or as the point of the show is, GETTING RESCUED, should do. Just because you saw one bad episode does not make him someone who doesn't "survive."


I also feel obligated to point out that he's done more than forests. Deserts, islands, mountains, the arctic circle...

You're all talking about long pig.

This is horrifying.

Deepfreeze32 wrote:

ChickenSoup wrote: It's not surviving, it's living in the forest with all your st00f.

And yet, that's exactly what someone who actually wants a decent chance of surviving, or as the point of the show is, GETTING RESCUED, should do. Just because you saw one bad episode does not make him someone who doesn't "survive."


I also feel obligated to point out that he's done more than forests. Deserts, islands, mountains, the arctic circle...

don't harm the nature br0


that's all I got

anyway

as non-authentic (omg he has halp) as Bear is, he is awesome in other ways. Being British, Mt. Everest, being in the SAS, having 3 vertebrae smashed in a parachuting accident and fully recovering... his show may be "lolwut u has halp? wat" but it's not like he isn't awsum

Anyone stupid enough to pee on a shark in an attempt to bait it so he can eat it isn't exactly "awesome" in my book.

I'm also fairly sure that Oro/any Marine could take him down.

All of this leads me to believe Soup is a Bear fanboi (a bearboi, or perhaps a Bear cub) and needs Reach. >_>

ChickenSoup wrote:as non-authentic (omg he has halp) as Bear is, he is awesome in other ways. Being British, Mt. Everest, being in the SAS, having 3 vertebrae smashed in a parachuting accident and fully recovering... his show may be "lolwut u has halp? wat" but it's not like he isn't awsum

I wasn't trying to imply that he wasn't. He's awesome in a lot of ways, especially the whole SAS bit. Those guys...they be legit. o.o

Except he was SAS reserves which means almost nothing.

I don't mean to continually whiteknight a celebrity but guy did Everest soon after recovering from a broken back. d00dz got some strengthz

But was he blind? He wasn't blind, was he?

*kicks Ohno's soapbox into Soup's spleen*

PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs off into the night waving a sword and torch*

Orodrist wrote:Except he was SAS reserves which means almost nothing.

Noooot exactly.

ITT WE ALL DEBATE IRL SURVIVAL SKILLS AND FEATS OF GREATNESS THAT NONE OR FEW OF US HAVE

Hey, I'm pretty sure most of us could make it in the wilderness of our own states and probably other familiar states for a week or so.

Not that Florida is much to brag about. Just walk east or west until you hit beach XD.