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Oh! How lame of me not too. Those are like the most epic vids... evar.....

BIGAMY, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

Orodrist wrote:I seriously expected you to post Bear Grylls drinking his own pee.

ORODRIST MAKES BEAR GRYLLS LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN TELETUBBY

ChickenSoup wrote:BEAR BRYLLS

hoo dat

WUT

Bear Grylls: a manboy who plays Fear Factor in the "wilderness" and takes his clothes off.

Pretty much. He did do Everest though, so you have to give him that.

OK. I'll give him that.

Chozon has a mancrush and doesn't want to admit it. lolz!

Chozon1 wrote:Bear Grylls: a manboy who plays Fear Factor in the "wilderness" and takes his clothes off.

(chozon has never bitten the head off a snake and is jealous of Bear)

No. I have a mancrush on Chris O'Donnell. And LL Cool J.

Bear annoys me...he does stuff my neighbor and I did at 13 with a camera crew and naked.

Les Stroud...is more of a survivor than he ever will be. No camera crew. Just a satellite phone if he got in trouble.

That means he's lugging all his survival equipment, plus 50 pounds of camera gear. All alone, into dangerous places and realistic situations. Like a plane crash...he put his arm in a splint the entire time to simulate having actually survived it. XD

ChickenSoup wrote:

Chozon1 wrote:Bear Grylls: a manboy who plays Fear Factor in the "wilderness" and takes his clothes off.

(chozon has never bitten the head off a snake and is jealous of Bear)

Chozon1 wrote:No. I have a mancrush on Chris O'Donnell. And LL Cool J.

Bear annoys me...he does stuff my neighbor and I did at 13 with a camera crew and naked.

Les Stroud...is more of a survivor than he ever will be. No camera crew. Just a satellite phone if he got in trouble.

That means he's lugging all his survival equipment, plus 50 pounds of camera gear. All alone, into dangerous places and realistic situations. Like a plane crash...he put his arm in a splint the entire time to simulate having actually survived it. XD

ummm... no. If that's the Survivorman you're talking about, no. Just, no. All I remember is him having a gun and a ton of gear and at one point I think he had a horse. It's not surviving, it's living in the forest with all your st00f.

and.... he goes against my view of "if I'm lost in the wilderness, I'm going to fight and claw and tear my way through everything" kind of ideal when he doesn't even want to take bark off a tree because good Lord it's nature and let's not hurt the tree.



Ask Orodrist. He hurts trees >.>

So we needz moar authentic Bear and less tree huggy/harmonica play-y Les.

hmm.

I haven't watched the show yet...and it may have been cancelled, but the guy who wasn't a hippie in Dual Survivor is a pretty well known bushcrafter, so...yeah.


And Les Stroud whines more than a symphony of emo kids.

"guy that wasn't a hippie"

It seems like in a survival type situation, the last people we need are hippies