Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Kendrik]

Now, with one Powershot, I'll show you what vengeance means!

[Chozon1]

Everytime I say that...I always miss with the powershot and look like an idiot.

[CountKrazy]

I just got back from dinner with Paul Giamatti. He had an emotional breakdown and screamed at his sandwich before throwing it against the wall.

But he was Paul Giamatti, so I didn't mind.

[Kendrik]

You will never have another hero. You will never have another chance. Because you never learned to stand for yourselves.

[Drewsov]

I just got back from dinner with Paul Giamatti. He had an emotional breakdown and screamed at his sandwich before throwing it against the wall.

But he was Paul Giamatti, so I didn't mind.

Hmm. Did he order the merlot?

I hear he hates the merlot.

[CountKrazy]

The waiter offered him some, but Giamatti knocked it out of his hands and started shouting something like, "IF ANYBODY ORDERS MERLOT, I AM LEAVING"

He calmed down after a while, thankfully. But then some kid came up and reminded him that he had acted in the Planet of the Apes remake, which sent him into a rage again.

[Kendrik]

The wacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke.

[CountKrazy]

[Chozon1]

That's how I look when I have a really good idea.

[epsons]

The wacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke.

You have had too much cake.

[Kendrik]

The cake is not a lie.

I am an opera singer.

[epsons]

Meanwhile, Rick James...

[Kendrik]

i 8 t3h hull th1gn

[TripExistence]

Haven't we all had too much cake? *stumbles into the hors-d'oeurves*

[Pheonix]