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I'm not sure I understand.

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CountKrazy wrote:

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SAVE THE SPAM!

the night that michael fell for ava was dark cold and frightening and the lost boys were sitting in their vampire cave doing the vampire things that vampires do and being all vampirey about it but anyway i digress the night that michael fell for ava was dark cold and frightening and the lost boys were sitting in their vampire cave doing the things they do and probably plotting to overthrow some world government or at least figuring out how to kill a human instead of a cow because most of them except for michael were spineless freaks who would rather quiver and starve in the dark than actually find someone to feed off of which is what vampires do if you hadn't read dracula or 'salem's lot or the other five thousand vampire stories that aren't twilight because twilight is terrible. and i'd rather be a sailor than a fighter. i'd like to sail a ship into the sun. if you want to know the truth you gotta dig up johnny booth. and jim heard that and said wait wait wait hold on a second does he mean the johnny booth and michael said yes i do believe he does and jimbo said but johnny booth has been dead for years and michael said i think we need to dig up an assassin. so they all went to the desert and started digging some with their hands some with their mouths and michael the only one with a shovel. it was kind of like that book movie holes except not stupid and boring and with 95 percent less eating of onions in it. louis sachar has no talent and when they reached the bottom instead of china they found jimmy hoffa playing poker with elmer fudd and mozart was sitting in the background and riley asked mozart what he was doing and mozart said decomposing. and i'd rather be a sailor than a fighter. i'd like to sail a ship into the sun. finding out the truth requires that you know the truth and you can't do that if you're dead. can you. no. no you can't. and when they wandered into el paso they discovered that the queen was dead and that radio killed the video star or is that the other way around and chickensoup read this and said lololol palin and then got annoyed because i'm maybe stealing his thunder and maybe not i don't much care but at least you were entertained weren't you. and michael and ava kissed and the camera swooped around and then rain started to fall and they lived happily ever after fin

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