Christ Centered Gamer

TripExistence wrote:
I don't know where I heard it, I'm pretty sure my dad told me like years ago.

..He doesn't let me watch Leno.

Why would you want to watch Leno? XD

It was kind of a joke..I watch what I want.

Nothing wrong with Leno, though I prefer Ferguson and O'Brien. None of that Kimmel, Fallon, or even Letterman crap.

Why would you watch any of those shows when you could be:

1) Saving the world.

2) Eating a chalupa

3) Having intestinal distress from the chalupa you ate earlier

4) Playing games

5) AOTA.

No hesitating! You've only got four minutes to save the world!

Why would you watch any of those shows when you could be:

1) Taking over the world.

2) Eating a brain

3) Having kidney distress from the brain you ate earlier

4) Playing guitar

5) AOTA - at the same time.

No hesitating! You've only got four minutes to destroy the world!

*World EXPLODES!!!*

And everyone died! Except for me. You know why?!

Because you're really an advanced AI contained in a satellite.

Ha! I knew it...

What do ya'll think we should name him?

I think Cortana fits him.

GarthVader wrote:*World EXPLODES!!!*

And everyone died! Except for me. You know why?!

cuz u left ur tray table up

and ur seet up in the full uprite posishin

^ I wish I didn't have to hear that phrase ever again..

*Imediately changes voicemail message to satisfy the previouse request*

Get airsick lassie?

Heck no, I've been flying since before you could walk. *

I've just flown so many times I'm sick of hearing it. WE KNOW YOU HEARTLESS AIRLINE PERSONNEL.

*May or may not be exaggeration of truth.

Plus, they don't give you free lunch anymore. They make you PAY for airline food.

ChickenSoup wrote:

GarthVader wrote:*World EXPLODES!!!*

And everyone died! Except for me. You know why?!

cuz u left ur tray table up

and ur seet up in the full uprite posishin

Yes! You understand! *Hugs CS*

Ew.