Don't ask.

[Emwok]

I love me some sudoku. What about tic-tacs? What about flying on an eagle while eating bee stingers?

[ScotchRobbins]

I love me some sudoku. What about tic-tacs? What about flying on an eagle while eating bee stingers?

Tic tacs are miracles. I have yet to ride an eagle.

[Emwok]

Do you like spicy mustard?

[Sstavix]

Picture this - you've won a contest, and Eddie Money shows up to give you "two tickets to paradise." Question is, where are you going, and who do you take with you?

[ScotchRobbins]

Do you like spicy mustard?

Horseradish is better.

Picture this - you've won a contest, and Eddie Money shows up to give you "two tickets to paradise." Question is, where are you going, and who do you take with you?

Last weekend, me and my newfound best friend went to Washington DC. Done.

[Sstavix]

Last weekend, me and my newfound best friend went to Washington DC. Done.

How did the rally go, anyway?

[ScotchRobbins]

Last weekend, me and my newfound best friend went to Washington DC. Done.

How did the rally go, anyway?

It was quite impressive. Over 600,000 people showed up, I was on national TV, and I was rather moved by what I had learned.

[Emwok]

Cool. What are your general thoughts about Endermen?

[ScotchRobbins]

Cool. What are your general thoughts about Endermen?

Rather challenging to kill, I love the subtle slenderman reference, hate the hissy static noise that happens when you stare at them. Oh, thanks for Star Island if that was you.

[Emwok]

...hate the hissy static noise that happens when you stare at them. Oh, thanks for Star Island if that was you.

Yeah, I really hate that noise. It's so creepy. And I didn't make Star Island. That was EarthCow and starwarsman.

Do you like chocolate? What about fish? I have a cousin who doesn't like chocolate and hates fish.

[ScotchRobbins]

...hate the hissy static noise that happens when you stare at them. Oh, thanks for Star Island if that was you.

Yeah, I really hate that noise. It's so creepy. And I didn't make Star Island. That was EarthCow and starwarsman.

Do you like chocolate? What about fish? I have a cousin who doesn't like chocolate and hates fish.

Do I like chocolate? To put it shortly... ABSOLUTELY.

Fish? I did have a parmesean crusted Sole that was absolutely brilliant once...

[Emwok]

Ok, what about Legos?

[ScotchRobbins]

Ok, what about Legos?

In my youth, I was a lego FIEND. I've been building their sets since I was four years old, and dug their software before Lego Star Wars existed. THAT was Lego's golden age - when they made their own material. Good times.

But yeah, I was a bit of a fanboy. I still have an old VHS copy of the first Bionicle movie lying around somewhere (I was seven years old, so it was totally the thing to do - it looks and feels very cheap today, but I looked past it then).

[Chozon1]

Amigo, at 16, you're still in your youth. I 'spose I'm sensitive to this given I have 25 year old friends stressing about being old. Chumps. I love them though.

Hipsters?

[ScotchRobbins]

Amigo, at 16, you're still in your youth. I 'spose I'm sensitive to this given I have 25 year old friends stressing about being old. Chumps. I love them though.

Hipsters?

I will agree with you: I'm still in my youth at 16. However, at half my age, I didn't know anybody at school who was pregnant, the kid next to me never pulled a small bong out of his pocket, and I never got pounded with homework first day in a new class, all of which happened within the last week.

Hipsters? I've floated everywhere from despising hipsters to being one at one point. I very much enjoy satire, and I find hipsters a satire to society (not in the dark Eddie Blake Comedian way or the exadgerated Dr. Strangelove fashion, but a direct 1:1 parallel).