Christ Centered Gamer

That song is...kinda gross.

Where's it from so I can look it up?

It's from Extreme Days. It's more funny, less gross, in context.

Link?

*cough* I'm lazy.

Couldn't find one. Found the fart vid again, though. XD XD XD XD

"Is there any way this could be attractive?"

"Um...no." *farts*

"I swear, I don't have ADD. OHMYGOSH Look! Its a squirrel!!"

*sigh* some of my friends...

lololololololololol

Nice. XD

This one's called "Stella Was a Diver and She Was Always Down."

Commander...CALL ME MOMMY!

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

What do I see?

Cheese

STORY TIME!

Ok this Italian dude moved to New York, when his Son was 12 years old he gave him a shotgun.

"Papa why have you given me a shotgun?" He asked.

"Because son, you will need it when you're older." His dad said.

And the son kept asking why and the dad said the same thing every time.
Finally the son walked down the street to his friends house and showed him his shotgun. His friend showed him something he got for his birthday. "Look here at this watch I got for my birthday. 24 karot gold" So after much bargaining, they traded gifts. The boy went home to show his dad what he got and said. "Look Papa, look here at this watch. 24 karot gold! I traded my shotgun for it!"

"You stupid boy! Why-"

"But Papa it is 24 Karot Gold, what would I've done with that shotgun?"

"Son, when you are older, you will meet and marry a girl as beautiful as your mother, no?"

"Yes Papa, I will."

"Well what if one day you come home and find her with another man? What're you gonna say then? Times up?"